rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Randomize
