hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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