can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
