If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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