If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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