Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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