Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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