oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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