Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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