talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i dont even know how to be here
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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