He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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