Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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