the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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