Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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