I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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