My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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