question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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