I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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