they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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