What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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