Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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