sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was so not down for the gang bang
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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