We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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