Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
