she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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