I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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