ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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