I want to stick my p in your. b.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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