He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Alive.
So much puke
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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