he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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