He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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