Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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