Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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