i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
apparently the secret to your success is patron
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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