Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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