make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Shame - the story of my life.
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