I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am available for nakedness
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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