Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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