I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize
