my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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