Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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