and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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