Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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