I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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