Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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