sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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