i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We just shotgunned beers for America
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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