she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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