I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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