What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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